This is a short video of my family’s dachshund, Mojo, “talking” with us. His speech is more than mere barking: he mumbles and mutters between some barks. This has been an endless source of joy for my family since he was a few months old. Mojo is a smooth red miniature dachshund and one of the best dogs (if not the best dog) I have ever met. Of course, I could simply be biased because I am one of his owners, but I have truly met few who are as sweet or intelligent as Mojo. He is either eight or nine years old in this movie and is wearing his “harness” for walks.